Twitter is God breathed

October 21, 2008 — 9 Comments

straight from the word! God believed in twitter too

ht: H3

Joel Klampert

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9 responses to Twitter is God breathed

  1. OK, that is way too funny!!! I don’t feel so bad twittering now!!

  2. Did you get my email?? Let me know.

    thanks!!

    Scott

    Scott Kellers last blog post..Don’t let her fool you….

  3. Twitter… at least God didn’t tweet 🙂

    Jared Holloways last blog post..Insert [Name] Here… thoughts about contraception, abortion, and the like…

  4. Dude.. I like ur new site.. very cool..

    still not sold on twitter tho.. lol

  5. @Adam

    not sold on twitter? but god said so!

    Johns last blog post..Biblical Proof that God Loves Twitter

  6. just like us to take something out of context 😉 … let me put this in proper perspective for you… see, the prophet (this is in Isaiah according to google) twittered, and then rightfully says “I am oppressed” … see, twitter isn’t godly, it’s oppressive.

    Thats the correct interpretation of it at least 😛

    jaybramss last blog post..unChristian: Final Thoughts

  7. actually it says he is oppressed by his security..

    what that means is there are some guys that are bothering him and he decided to twitter it hoping somebody would save him.

    🙂 ha ha

  8. joel… “be” and “by” are completely different. He says “be” my security… not “by” my security. Ultimately i’m pretty sure Isaiah is like “TWITTER IS OPPRESSING ME! LORD, SAVE ME FROM THE OPPRESSION!” okay, i have a meeting and lunch to get to…

    jaybramss last blog post..unChristian: Final Thoughts

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