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I’ve seen this question posed everywhere. What if Jesus used twitter…what would he say.
I think it would go like this:
@church I’m coming soon
@church Stop making me look bad
@church be still and know I am God
@church Love mercy, act justly and walk humbly with me
@self Boy do I make great things
@twitter If I had created the site…it would actually work.
I especially like the last one.
ha…yeah
Ok, here’s what I think he would tweet:
(At Birth)
Um … where’s the fast forward button … let’s move this to about age 13!
(First time at the temple)
Man … Joseph’s gonna be pissed … but hey, gotta do what I gotta do!
(Just after writing in the sand)
Umm … gotta think, where’s mom, can’t say the next line if she’s here!
(After speaking to large crowds, and needed to retire)
@self Reminder to inspire the creation of energy drinks!!!!!!!!
(After being asked who will sit at his right hand)
Man … I am so tempted to give these guys what they are asking for! They just don’t get it.
@church I’m not white. I’ll send a new picture for your foyer.
thats hilarious!
youre actually funny klampert
😀
what?
Very, very nice post!
@Church Instead of a trumpet, I’m having Gabriel play this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
This is wonderful! Thanks.