NMFAPIMWLC: no more fat ARSE people in ministry Weight Loss challenge

May 6, 2008 — 10 Comments

So I have noticed and so has my wife that I have gained a few pounds and quite frankly I am tired of it. It isn’t conducive to many things. any more would qualify as TMI.
Have you read that your body is a temple? Well mine is more like a chucky cheese. It is not healthy and a joke. So with that said I am starting a detox diet. 1.5 years ago I weighed 220. I am 6ft and now weigh 260. That is not a good weight to time ratio. I am ready to fix that an maybe become a non fat Arse person in ministry. That will help me not to look like a tall hobbit. Oops sorry rabbit trail.

So I challenge all of my billions of readers to take up the challenge as well. Use the logo and any weight loss you choose. Don’t continue in being a Fat Arse person in ministry. Become a Trim and Lean Arse.

below is a banner to pop on your site as well. Support the process and me in prayer…or jump on board and join me.

WHO’S WITH ME!!! jump on …use the banner and tell me what your doing and if it’s working. During all of this I have rededicated to being more in the word…I’ll have a post on that soon

Joel Klampert

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10 responses to NMFAPIMWLC: no more fat ARSE people in ministry Weight Loss challenge

  1. oh.
    my.
    cow.

    this made me laugh.

    i’ve been trying to lose some weight forever.

    thanks for the added motivation.

    (stupid fat arse…)

  2. can we nominate people?

    or would that be mean?

    wouldn’t that suck to open your email and find this banner waiting in your inbox 😕

  3. Hey we are talking about motivation at my blog right now.

    I’m with Alece…this does it!

    🙂

  4. Absolutely FAT-BULOUS!

  5. Hmmm-hoping that this did not come directly after our families breaking bread at Ruby’s on Sat night…

  6. what did your detox diet consist of?

  7. Now we just need a blogger diet regime… how many calories does typing burn? If you type faster does it burn more?

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