Anti-fat arse: day 1 (beer gut)

So I have been thinking of starting to become a beer drinker. I don’t normally drink not because of religious reasons, but cus I think it tastes like crap. So why am I thinking of starting to drink beer. Simple…

Beer gut justification. Thats right. I need some way to justify having a beer gut when I don’t even drink beer.

So it’s day one of the “no more fat arse people in ministry weight loss challenge”. I just lost 300 calories typing that.

I’m starting with a detox diet. No carbs High protein and before every meal 8 ounces of cranberry juice mixed with water. No that is not tasty. You are suppose to kick start the day with some warm lemon water. I think I will try that tomorrow.

So I know some of you are jumping in on this and you can do it anyway you want. Use the banner and let me know what you are doing.

7 thoughts on “Anti-fat arse: day 1 (beer gut)

  1. i can’t decide if that is male-butt cleavage or busty-porn woman cleavage….

    so i will NOT add it to my page…

    maybe add a few stray arse hairs or something.. make it manly.

  2. Ok, I’ve started this about a month ago, but I’ll keep up with ya. I do NOT want to belong to this club anymore!!!! LOL…hairless booty? I thought that was for 12 and under…..

  3. Joel — Good luck!! My sister-in-law did fat flush and had a great deal of success with it. I personally think the watered down 100% cranberry juice tastes nasty.

    Look forward to the updates!

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